The Sounds Inside My Mind

Today’s Toothpaste for Dinner comic hits home.

Uncle O’Grimacey’s blood is a combination of Shamrock Shake and Jameson.

Nothing says “Olympics” like the worlds largest dinosaur statue.  See this and other photos of the torch relay at Boston.com.

Filmed a year ago, out side of Bull Feeney’s. Be sure to do your best Chris De Burgh impression and keep your eyes on the lady in red.

Any scientific theory that has the caveat “requires time travel” is ok in my book.

If you thought Lasagna Cat was funny, you’ll love Garfield Minus Garfield, where the author (dare I say it) improves upon the genius of Jim Davis by removing Garfield from the strips.  This entry is a guaranteed lol.

I just came across this on Etsy: Obi-Wan Kenobi Sock Monkey

Friends, this is where the school of sock monkey art is headed. In a few years, we’ll all be making Star Wars themed sock based creations. A piece of PEZ from my R2D2 dispenser to the first person who sends me a picture of a Sock Nien Nunb.

Mike Matthews, embalming professor in the Mortuary Science Program at the University of Minnesota, on alternatives to traditional embalming fluids:

A bottle of scotch works fine. It’s embalmed me several times.

As quoted by Alan Weisman in The World Without Us

Here’s the new license plate I just ordered! What do you think of it?

Chess is now sporty enough to be covered by Sports Illustrated, and all it took to accomplish this feat was Bobby Fischer’s death. There is one other silver lining to this sad event: Searching for Bobby Fischer just got a whole lot easier.

Lastly, this video is how I will honor Mr. Fischer’s final checkmate. Enjoy!